Paradigm Shift @ FiShHEaDs Labs!

FishmanK

FishmanK

Banned
Yes a shift from the ethereal to physical reality is coalescing @ FiShHEaDs Labs!
shift.jpg

gravel is being laid to reclaim the space from eons of siltation
silt.jpg
​

Volume and Rate have been Defined
in my mind
And the First Piece of Equipment has been transported on-site

Where is this sweet spot? one might ask
and the answer:

"Directly Above the Center of the Earth"

(Disclaimer)
"possibly everything you are about to hear is fiction
and photoshopped from stock photos from the net
all characters are fictitious

This Thread is Fiction and my apology for mis-filing it, not in the writer's corner thread
all theories presented are Rhetorical Conjecture and should be treated as such
Except for Facts presented, which are all Theoretical
​
 
FiShHEaDs Labs! annouces new Corporate Department and Product Line

In a news report release today
FiShHEaDs Labs! annouced a major and imminent output of a new product line.
Heavy Duty Stainless Steel Extraction Stands are a perceived consumer-need by the market-savvy and exclusive FiShHEaDs Group Ltd. This annoucement coming out of the corporate offices on the smaller outer moons near Uranus further reveals major purchases by the FiShHEaDs Group of raw materials in a rare market supply opportunity...
Our correspondents are on scene and we will report more as this situation develops
 
New Equipment @ FiShHEaDs Labs!

FiShHEaDs Labs! Quality Control Manager and Consumer Affairs Department Head, Herb Bowlin, released a press information packet today on some new acquisitions @ FiShHEaDs Labs!
The repurposed equipment comes in the wake of FiShHEaDs Labs! CEO Spliff Twistin's recent speech at the FiShHEaDs Labs! annual conferences and CBD testing retreat, in which he emphasized their continuing support of green practice implimention in Corporate America

While on the scene, our correspodent caught Herb Bowlin supervising the unloading of a new removeable-worktop stainless shop bench. Stated Bowlin:
"Yeah this Workbench saw some Heavy use in its duty cycle at the mortuary, but there wasn't much organic residue and its a hellova solid table..."

more news as it beomes available
 
Last edited:
Endorsement

News Coming out of FiShHEaDs Labs today of an astounding arrival of a postcard from Albert Einstein, lost for unknown numbers of years in the mail.
Arriving in the mail sorting facility at FiShHEaDs Labs! along with 420 surplus afghan army sleeping racks purchased by acquisitions who mistakenly thought a vendor did not say "very cheap afghan cot"...
the postcard turned out to be one of the first selfies known and in a suprise further development, Einstein had turned it himself into a Meme, once again years ahead of his time.
Einstein.jpg

VVVV
 
Last edited:
picture.php
 
CLOSURE of NITROTERPETHOLATOR Division Announced

In the wake of unexpected developments today in FiShHEaDs Group corporate structure and the closure of the heretofore secret Nitroterpetholator Division.
Stocks in FiShHEaDs Labs! fluctuated briefly in asian markets. The rumored interested party, Pharmgold, experienced no pause in their rocketing climb of trading activity and market growth. Rated as a "Good Buy" by most market analysts... the anticipated launching of Phargold's new site continues to generate interest and speculation among investors.
With the almost simultaneous launch of the FiShHEaDs Labs! Extractor stand division and the re-assignment of all employees from the Nitroterpetholator Division of FHL!
The announcement that FHL! is now hiring, rallied the market downswing and FHL! trading finished up 420 points for the week.

The now uncertain future of the Nitroperpetholator Division left eager nitrous oxide infusion enthusiasts concerned about this invention of FHL! CEO, Ima Fishman.

Though earlier nitrous infusion has surfaced including a rumored unit that was not completed by famous Industry Pioneers @ Skunk Pharm Research LLC.
New York night club nitrous chuggers, made famous in the Popular Science article which is rumored to have generated the original Nitroterp concept by Fishman, went back to using their aluminum housing whipped cream dispensers
whip1.jpgwhip2.jpg
​
noting that a mid sized units generated adequate infusion w 2 whippets chargers.

Rising concerns with industrial residue in whippets capsules is suspected to be the underlying cause of the (possibly temporary) shelving of the nitroterp project as well as a freeze on all expansion of the site nitroterp.com.

NITROUS INFUSION
littledrag.jpg
 
Last edited:
Proprietary Documents Discovered

Possibly proprietary documents possibly related to the secret Nitroterpetholator project found at the possible site of the former research facility for research by FiShHEaDs Group's Nitroterpetholator Design Division give a hint of the path the Nitroterpetholator development might have possibly taken...

nitroterp.diagram.jpg
 
Legal Action

Legal action is soon suspected in the surfacing case involving FHL! CEO Ima Fishman and the American Division of LavaLamp Inc.
Geometry Infrigment Suits are expected to be filed shortly but FHL! trading remains strong in international markets.
 
In a surpising move, suprising no-one, FHL! Group announced acquisitions of all holdings of Humboldt Oil Werx D.A.B.
 
Brief shock rippled today when rare pictures surfaced of the rumored now-defunct Nitroterpetholator
thought to be an early photo of a concept Nitroterp, the news was quickly circulated of this technology leak @ FHL! Headquarters, with CEO Ima Fishman making a statement urging calm.

nitroterp.jpg​
 
FHL! D-I-Kiefing Div today announced imminent release of the Model 4.20-SS DI Terp Shaker Dry-Ice Kiefing System
 
FREELEY ANNOUNCES EXISTENCE OF NITROTERP FOOTAGE

Astonishing News today from world-famous Cannabis Testing Ban Advocate, I.P. Freeley today of existence of film footage thought to be completely destroyed in the disaterous Nitrous Lab fire which flooded FiShHEaDs Labs! facilities at that time with thousands of gallons of Green Dragon Liqueur, housed adjacently in the FiShHEaDs Beverages Liqueur Storage facility.

Freeley admitted to plans to auction prints of single film frames from the salvaged footage at charity auctions in Dubai sometime in 2017. Prints are estimated to fetch well over $420K.

Further releases from Freeley or his staff are sporadic at this time
 
NITROTERP FOOTAGE PRINT RELEASED

Daily tabloids purport to posess a copy of recently revealed photos in the posession of the reknown I.P Freely of what experts believe to be genuine early FHL! Research Footage.
This photo is claimed to be an original print from a frame of this early FHL! research footage, and is said to be entitled "NITROTERPETHOLATOR with DISPENSING HEAD"
The tell-tale green dragon staining and distortion from terpene corrosion have spurred several experts internationally to announce their belief in the genuine origins of this film footage.

nitroterpfilm.jpg​
 
More Nitroterp Controversy

More Nitroterpetholator news today as International Cannabis-Testing-Ban advocate I.P. Freely released new documentation of the controversial alleged FHL! footage being offered at auction in Dubai.
Amid widespread claims of fraud and seeing the division of the situation before him, freely held his growing frustration in check when prodded for a response at a recent event.

nitroterpfilmToo.jpg
"Nitroterp with unassembled Charging Head", from the collection of I.P.Freeley
 
More Nitroterpin!

New news today in the Nitroterpetholator saga, as FHL! CEO Ima Fishman annouced FiShHEaDs Research subsidiaries did indeed develop nitroterp technology sometime in mid and late 2015. Fishman further explained difficulties from the lack of clean charging from whippet cylinders, shelved the portable nitroterp designs.
Further statements by Fishman hinted at prototype nitroterp units being planned using hot-rod enthusiast-style nitrous tanks.
Industry analysts predict an increase in base price from the more portable model and see limited runs and sales in the future for the FiShHEaDs Labs! Nitroterpetholator Units.
 
Paradigm shift>>>>The day you shift to sativas will be the day you reach....Top of the Mountain Status.

It's like the internet...no one get it's until they get it and say...dang why didn't I think of that. :pointlaugh:
 
  • Like
Reactions: mre
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top